CHARMED ROCKS _hell_hath_no_fury

QUOTES

Piper: He's still Staring at me!
Phoebe: Thats not staring. Thats Flirting.
Piper: You say tomatoe..
Phoebe... No... I say relax-o!

Prue: I need some professional help.
Phoebe: No arguments HERE!

Prue: Morning sunshine! (no answer) Ok... how about cloudy and rainy?

Phoebe: You're dodging. Artfully, but it's still a dodge!

Phoebe: Prue, if you keep ignoring me, my feelings might just implode.

Prue: No powers, no powers, no powers!
Phoebe: I'm not surprised, I'm not surprised, I'm not surprised!

Piper: I think there's a better club down the street for you. On e with cages and ruber floors and 3 for 2 specials!

Phoebe: (hits Prue) Why couldn't you get a boyband stuck in your head like every one else?!

Phoebe: Oh my god.
Boy: Actualy. Quite the opposite.

Prue: How 'bout we fill in the blanks as we climb the stairs to that big book in the attic.

Piper: They might be pint sized, but they're bad asses!

Piper: When I decide I wanna have kids, you remind me of this!

Prue: "Piper froze ya!"
Natalie:"She-she what?"
Prue:"Yup!" (Piper and Leo in the kitchen.)
Leo:"You can freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure."

(At P3) Phoebe: "If we don't vanquish Ames can we vanquish Natalie instead?"

Phoebe: "Mine came out sort of country-western. I'm rejectin' your defection."

(prue tk's the wooden board out of natalie's hand)
Prue: I'm sorry
Natalie: Not as sorry as you would be if I just blinked behind you and stabbed you to death
Piper & Phoebe: ooh! yikes!
Prue: well that would be bad

Phoebe: (talking about natalie) What she needs, we can't give her!

Natalie: What is our primary goal?
Piper: To win!
Natalie: no
Piper: ooh!

Prue: Innocents and alleys don't they ever learn.

Piper: You know if I could freeze the two of you I would. Often.

Phoebe: I hope this doesn't affect my virginity.

Piper: If I die before I get married I'm going to be really mad at the two of you.

Darryl: OK, now, that ain't right.

Piper: I hate this crappy freezing power.

Prue: Alright and people think this is entertainment.

Prue: I'm going to win this fight and save your ass that way I can kick it myself later.

Phoebe: what did you find?
Piper: old friends, mom's ring...and your brown hair!
Phoebe: huh?
Piper: Oh yeah!

PRUE: So you can slice up a chunk of demon flesh, but you can’t touch a pig’s feet?
PIPER: I’m a vegetarian.
PRUE: Since when?
PIPER: Since now.

piper: Attack of the killer pig’s feet! Remind me to step back the next time.

KRELL: I am Krell, a zoltar.
PRUE: Hi, I’m Prue, a Scorpio.

Reese Davidson: Phoebe. Is that like Cher or Madonna? Or do you have a last name?

Piper: Hey? You know what? How about the next time I just freeze your head and then maybe I can kick you in the . . .

Krell: Believe me, just the thought of working with you turns my stomachs
Prue: Stomachs?

Piper: Jeez, have you been sleeping on the job or what?

Prue: Piper freeze him
Piper: I might blow him up

Prue: Alright where is she?
Pheobe: In the bunker formerly known as the basement.

Pheobe: Are you ok?
Piper: I fine, the Christmas decorations are not.

Leo: Ok, Ok, just relax.
Piper: That's what I was trying to do when someone made me blow up my Guru.

Piper: Well like you said I can't hide forever. Although you guys should be wearing asbestos suits.
Prue: Oh I think we'll risk it.

Pheobe: Oh she's such a pretty dog
Piper: What did you expect
Leo: A Doberman
(Prue growls at him)
Leo: (jumps back) hey! easy!
Piper: oh honey, watch your orbs

Piper: no, no, no, no, no very bad Prue, very bad Prue.
(Prue growls at her)
Piper: Hi Kujo! Who you growlin at?

Leo: Are you ok?
Piper: Ok Prue is a dog and Pheobe is a banshee, I'm not even in the vicinity of ok.

Piper: Prue and Pheobe are super witches, I just go around freezing things, and now i can't even do that.

Piper: Phoebe's been turned into a Banshee
Cole: A Banshee? Now that's different

(house starts shaking)
Cole: What's going on?
Piper: Phoebe's home

Prue scratches her head
Piper: What are you doing? I think you got fleas.

Pheobe: He hit you, you hit on him it's only fair.
Prue: I think so. Besides, how can I resist a guy that put up flyers to find me

Piper: oooh, news at eleven
Prue: oh that's bad


QUOTES SEASON 1 \| SEASON 2 \| SEASON 3 Piper: He's still Staring at me! Phoebe: Thats not staring. Thats Flirting. Piper: You say tomatoe.. Phoebe... No... I say relax-o! Prue: I need some professional help. Phoebe: No arguments HERE! Prue: Morning sunshine! (no answer) Ok... how about cloudy and rainy? Phoebe: You're dodging. Artfully, but it's still a dodge! Phoebe: Prue, if you keep ignoring me, my feelings might just implode. Prue: No powers, no powers, no powers! Phoebe: I'm not surprised, I'm not surprised, I'm not surprised! Piper: I think there's a better club down the street for you. On e with cages and ruber floors and 3 for 2 specials! Phoebe: (hits Prue) Why couldn't you get a boyband stuck in your head like every one else?! Phoebe: Oh my god. Boy: Actualy. Quite the opposite. Prue: How 'bout we fill in the blanks as we climb the stairs to that big book in the attic. Piper: They might be pint sized, but they're bad asses! Piper: When I decide I wanna have kids, you remind me of this! Prue: "Piper froze ya!" Natalie:"She-she what?" Prue:"Yup!" (Piper and Leo in the kitchen.) Leo:"You can freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure." (At P3) Phoebe: "If we don't vanquish Ames can we vanquish Natalie instead?" Phoebe: "Mine came out sort of country-western. I'm rejectin' your defection." (prue tk's the wooden board out of natalie's hand) Prue: I'm sorry Natalie: Not as sorry as you would be if I just blinked behind you and stabbed you to death Piper & Phoebe: ooh! yikes! Prue: well that would be bad Phoebe: (talking about natalie) What she needs, we can't give her! Natalie: What is our primary goal? Piper: To win! Natalie: no Piper: ooh! Prue: Innocents and alleys don't they ever learn. Piper: You know if I could freeze the two of you I would. Often. Phoebe: I hope this doesn't affect my virginity. Piper: If I die before I get married I'm going to be really mad at the two of you. Darryl: OK, now, that ain't right. Piper: I hate this crappy freezing power. Prue: Alright and people think this is entertainment. Prue: I'm going to win this fight and save your ass that way I can kick it myself later. Phoebe: what did you find? Piper: old friends, mom's ring...and your brown hair! Phoebe: huh? Piper: Oh yeah! PRUE: So you can slice up a chunk of demon flesh, but you can’t touch a pig’s feet? PIPER: I’m a vegetarian. PRUE: Since when? PIPER: Since now. piper: Attack of the killer pig’s feet! Remind me to step back the next time. KRELL: I am Krell, a zoltar. PRUE: Hi, I’m Prue, a Scorpio. Reese Davidson: Phoebe. Is that like Cher or Madonna? Or do you have a last name? Piper: Hey? You know what? How about the next time I just freeze your head and then maybe I can kick you in the . . . Krell: Believe me, just the thought of working with you turns my stomachs Prue: Stomachs? Piper: Jeez, have you been sleeping on the job or what? Prue: Piper freeze him Piper: I might blow him up Prue: Alright where is she? Pheobe: In the bunker formerly known as the basement. Pheobe: Are you ok? Piper: I fine, the Christmas decorations are not. Leo: Ok, Ok, just relax. Piper: That's what I was trying to do when someone made me blow up my Guru. Piper: Well like you said I can't hide forever. Although you guys should be wearing asbestos suits. Prue: Oh I think we'll risk it. Pheobe: Oh she's such a pretty dog Piper: What did you expect Leo: A Doberman (Prue growls at him) Leo: (jumps back) hey! easy! Piper: oh honey, watch your orbs Piper: no, no, no, no, no very bad Prue, very bad Prue. (Prue growls at her) Piper: Hi Kujo! Who you growlin at? Leo: Are you ok? Piper: Ok Prue is a dog and Pheobe is a banshee, I'm not even in the vicinity of ok. Piper: Prue and Pheobe are super witches, I just go around freezing things, and now i can't even do that. Piper: Phoebe's been turned into a Banshee Cole: A Banshee? Now that's different (house starts shaking) Cole: What's going on? Piper: Phoebe's home Prue scratches her head Piper: What are you doing? I think you got fleas. Pheobe: He hit you, you hit on him it's only fair. Prue: I think so. Besides, how can I resist a guy that put up flyers to find me Piper: oooh, news at eleven Prue: oh that's bad