Phoebe-Your single, your responsible, and way over due in the sex department. I say go for it.
Phoebe-What do we have to lose?
Rob-Clubs are an extremely high risk business, Piper. You could lose your shirt.
Phoebe-And we didn't even have to get naked.
Piper-Want to tell me again how screwed we are?
Piper (About helping Jenny with her sex project)-Don't worry, I have plenty of experience.
Piper (about Phoebe)-She's a walking Einstein with clevage.
Piper (about Leo)-The question is, where is the relationship?
Morris-Right, and this where you say Daryll, and I say Prue and you say something like 'what are you doing here'.
Piper-I wish we could just stick his head in a toilet and make him cough up the demon.
Piper to Phoebe-Sweet dreams, don't kill anyone.
Phoebe-I mean Piper turned into a werewolf once.
(Prue's in bathroom)
Prue-How can I save anyone? Ok, I look rediculous! I'm wearing clothes from the ex-boyfriend pile, I have hair in strange places, and I have a penis!
Piper-All you have to do is visualive a man you admire and emulate him. The walk will follow.
Phoebe-Did Manny just check out that girl's butt?
Darla-Tell me...you're not a man, you're a women.
Piper-Looks like you learned something about being a man by being a man.
Piper-This is wrong. He should be battling acne at this age, not evil witches.
Phoebe-Well, I did find one spell, but it requires a human heart, and unfortunatly we're all still using ours.
Piper (thinks)Yeah, next time just get your own damn lipstick.
Phoebe (looks at Dan and thinks)-Nice butt.
(Phoebe is sitting on frozen Eric)
Prue-I fell asleep, I woke up, and suddenly it's Thursday.
Phoebe-Hey, do you recognize that person?
Morris-I don't even want to know if you own a damn broom, a skillet, a cauldren, a dust buster. I don't give a damn.
Phoebe-Hey, they don't call it "lover's leap" for nothing.
Piper-Wow, you are like Migiver with estrogen.
Leo-Now that I'm a mortal I'm gonna fight for you. May the best man win.
Phoebe-There's a party tommarrow night. You should come.
Piper-Why don't they make a card that says 'You used to be my whiteliter and now your wings are clipped and you're sleeping in my club.'
Phoebe (to animals)-I would like you all to know that I am a vegetarian. I have never eaten any of you.
Prue-Why do I have to carry the poisoness snake?
Phoebe (about past life)-I was bad. I was very, very bad.
Phoebe-This is so embarressing. I haven't needed my big sister to walk me to school since the first grade.
Piper-You saw Dan?
Prue-It's just when you turn bad things tend to catch on fire.
Phoebe-But it's ok to be bad sometimes, right?
Piper-Delivery man said he got a sign. Leonardo's beautique in Bodega Bay. Leo short for Leonardo, Bodega Bay, where Dan is from.
Prue-What are you doing here?
Prue-He thanked me for changing his life.
Piper-What would I do without you?
Prue-There is absolutely nothing wrong with wearing glasses. I wear them.
Piper-Wanna see what does freeze? (Freezes Cryto)
Phoebe-Well, I'm always gonna wanna be a witch.
Prue (Takes picture of Piper)-I think I'll call this women pretending not to look out the window.
Piper-I know, I just feel like Dan got the short end of the stick.
Finly (ignoring Prue)-So, when is this photographer blessing us with his presence?
Piper-It wasn't much of a date last night, wanna find some seats in the back and makeout before demon hunting?
Piper-I'm being stalked by a psycho killer and I hide in the shower?!
Piper-Ewwww...it tastes like ass...(Billy gives her a look)...phault.
Leo (in shower)-Piper, could use pass me a towel? Prue?!
Leo (to Phoebe, cleaning out Piper's closet)-Ever done it on a cloud?
Piper-Prue, you're back early.
Morris-In my professional opinion, the whole city has lost its fricken mind.
Phoebe (flying)-Piper! I can't get down! I don't know how I got up.
Phoebe-Flying's awesome. It's the landing part that's a bitch.
Leo- Prue's up in the bedroom checkin out the clothes