Piper- At least tell me you've managed to get Prue something other than your traditional birthday gift.
Piper-I panic, I put my hands up, and bad things tend to freeze.
Piper- I've never seen anyone die before
Piper-Leave it to me to fall for a dead guy.
Prue to Phoebe-Oh my God you are pregnant. That is why you came back from New York, isn't it?
Phoebe-Look, you don't know me. Hell, I barely know me...uh...ok.
Piper-You'll never greet your husband at the door with 'Hun, I think I froze the kids again'.
Phoebe- Beware of the Rath of Piper
Phoebe-Piper, we both know I only like Leo because you do.
Phoebe- Piper, what do you really think of your boss?
Phoebe- Am I the only one in this family who has inhertited the take a chance gene?
Prue- We always knew our powers would grow
Melinda- Do not rip the dress to fit me.
Melinda- What sheep has wool so soft?
Melinda-How do you keep your legs warm?
Phoebe- Froze him...quick! have your way with him!
Phoebe-If you ran an employment agency wouldn't you want me?
Piper-Don't say that, the minute someone says that everything goes south.
Phoebe-Prue was right, which means I'm dating a warlock.
Piper-What the Hell was that?
Piper-No problem for I bare the power of...1
Prue-Oh...Ummm...Can you get up?
piper- screw you bitch!
Phoebe-I wish I had dreams like that.
Phoebe-They give me the jeebies.
Prue-I smell Book of Shadows. Did you do something?
Piper- Don't worry, I got it. I'm the culinary packidirm
Piper- Somebody just kill me now and spare me the agony of clean up.
Josh- And people pay you to do this?
Phoebe- I was just..uhh..
Phoebe-Just out of curiosity, if you were a water shut off valve, where would you be?
Prue to Brandon-You can sleep in my room, and I'll sleep with Piper.
Phoebe-Great, where is Buffy when you need her?
Prue-It switched all of our powers?!
Piper-I thought I'd have to pull a Celine Dion and wear my dress backwards.
Piper-What am I supposed to say? That I'm a cach-strap, single, resteraunt manager who still lives in the same house I grew up in with my sisters?
Phoebe-Prue, I am not nuts. OK, maybe a little bit but that is irrealevent here.
Piper to Joanne-Look, I know I don't have the flashy job, or the flashy ring, or the flashy desgner suit, but that doesn't make me any less than you or anybody else. And just because I may not have relized my dreams yet like you think you have it doesn't mean I won't find a way to do exactly that. And I'm damn sure I'll be doing it with my own nose, not one some discount doctor gave me!
Phoebe-What have we got to loose?