TOP 10 REASONS TO WATCH CHARMED!
10: the guys on the show are just so damn cute!
TOP 10 REASONS WHY PIPER WILL BECOME AN ALCOHOLIC
10. Her love life is more confusing than the X-Files.
09: catch up on the latest fasions while kicking demon ass
08: the demons make your math teacher seem less scary looking
07: if you're bored you can count how many times they say "the question is..."
06: it's more fun than watching smackdown
05: it's more realistic than smackdown
04: learn martial arts moves to kick your brothers ass
03: it gives you something to do on thursday nights
02: it requires less thinking than dawson's creek
01: the charmed sisters are waaay cooler than the brady chicks
9. It's the bottle or kill one of her bickering sisters.
8. In ten years she'll be driving the same car.
7. Her paranoia about warlock boyfriends will consume her otherwise. (Am I never going to live down Jeremy?)
6. She'll freeze someone and kick them in the... if they ask her to cook dinner ever again. (Shins? Not exactly.)
5. She runs a bar, doesn't she?
4. She got sick and tired of answering the stupid phone.
3. The more she drinks, the less surprising Leo's visits become.
2. She won't admit out loud ever again that she fell in love with a dead guy.
1. She can now blow things up